Bloatbusters™ Security Scanner

Your System Is Not Secure!

Bloatbusters™ Security Scanner has found the following holes in your home surveillance and defence system:

• Your dumbass dog has jumped the fence and is urinating all over your neighbour's azaleas.
• Your wife is not at the hairdresser's. Why do you always believe this obvious lie? Her hair always looks the same - DUMPY.
• Your washing machine should have notified you of its spin cycle. It has not. You can no longer use your fabric softener.
• Your remote toilet flusher is in a wild loop - check for water creeping out from under the bathroom door.
• Your kids just got busted for pushing marijuana at a local day-care.

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