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Conclusive Proof

Medical studies have proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that bloat does damage your health. The following two diagrams, provided by the Bloatbusters Healthcare Foundation™, should illustrate this point.

Figure 1: the spleen of a healthy programmer. As you can see, his spleen is perfectly healthy.

Figure 2: the spleen of a bloatware programmer. As you can see, his spleen is in trouble: several vital functions have been irreparably harmed.

If your spleen feels funny; if you suspect you are suffering from advanced bloat: ring the Bloatbusters™ hotline or contact your medical physician at once.

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