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Xmas Is Here - And So Are We!
December 25, 2001 1:54 PM UTC
Something must be wrong! We're still here! Yeah we're still here!
Something is wrong, dear friends!
- Steve 'Steverino' Gibson promised us this Xmas would be the end of the world because of Windows XP's raw sockets. Steverino was able to know this because he possesses the fantastic nanoprobe technology.
- Although the IT market has been down for several months, XP sales have been high. XP is selling - briskly.
- All the evil people of the world now have access to the - dare we utter the words? - RAW SOCKETS. We should be deluged right now - right this very moment - by denial of service attacks the likes of which we have never seen - in fact a level of attacks which finally closes down the Internet once and for all. It should be here, right now, right this very minute.
But it's not. It should be, but it's not. Stay tuned. Our nanoprobe experts are investigating the situation this very nanosecond. Please stay tuned...
Xmas of Death Is Here!
Xmas of Death Approaches!