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Week of February 18, 2002
Beware: stupid and arrogant are on the rise again. Even amongst felines.

From: Deadcat
  To: Radsoft


<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC '-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN'>
<HTML><HEAD>
<META content='text/html; charset=iso-8859-1' http-equiv=Content-Type>
<META content='MSHTML 5.00.2314.1000' name=GENERATOR>
<STYLE></STYLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY bgColor=#ffffff>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>My fiancÚ and I are currently furthering our
education at Clueless University of Nastyville.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>We are very interested in clearing numerous
unwanted files along with a variety of unsolicited E-mails that may be cached
somewhere on our system.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I originally saw the other program but your
deal sounds better. Can yours defeat the govt. and private sector snooping?
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Thanks </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Deadcat</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>


From: Radsoft To: Deadcat Can you please send this back without the HTML gibberish? We may then be able to answer your questions. Kind regards, ><!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC '-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN'> ><HTML><HEAD> ><META content='text/html; charset=iso-8859-1' http-equiv=Content-Type> ><META content='MSHTML 5.00.2314.1000' name=GENERATOR> ><STYLE></STYLE> ></HEAD> ><BODY bgColor=#ffffff> ><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>My fiancÚ and I are currently furthering our >education at Clueless University of Nastyville.</FONT></DIV> ><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>We are very interested in clearing numerous >unwanted files along with a variety of unsolicited E-mails that may be cached >somewhere on our system.</FONT></DIV> ><DIV>&nbsp;</DIV> ><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I originally saw the other program but your >deal sounds better. Can yours defeat the govt. and private sector snooping? ></FONT></DIV> ><DIV>&nbsp;</DIV> ><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Thanks </FONT></DIV> ><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Deadcat</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>
From: Deadcat To: Radsoft Dearest Radsoft, I, like millions of others look to folks like yourself for help and explanations as to why there is HTML giberish added to a message, not chastisment. I have neither the knowledge or desire to use HTML or add it to anything. What I am is a future customer requesting additional information about your product. My fiancÚ and I are currently furthering our education at Clueless University of Nastyville. We are very interested in clearing numerous unwanted files along with a variety of unsolicited E-mails that may be cached somewhere on our system. I originally saw the other program but your deal sounds better. Can yours defeat the govt. and private sector snooping? Sincerely Deadcat >Can you please send this back without the HTML gibberish? >We may then be able to answer your questions. >Kind regards, >><!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC '-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN'> >><HTML><HEAD> >><META content='text/html; charset=iso-8859-1' http-equiv=Content-Type> >><META content='MSHTML 5.00.2314.1000' name=GENERATOR> >><STYLE></STYLE> >></HEAD> >><BODY bgColor=#ffffff> >><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>My fiancÚ and I are currently furthering our >>education at Clueless University of Nastyville.</FONT></DIV> >><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>We are very interested in clearing numerous >>unwanted files along with a variety of unsolicited E-mails that may be cached >>somewhere on our system.</FONT></DIV> >><DIV>&nbsp;</DIV> >><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I originally saw the other program but your >>deal sounds better. Can yours defeat the govt. and private sector snooping? >></FONT></DIV> >><DIV>&nbsp;</DIV> >><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Thanks </FONT></DIV> >><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Deadcat</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>
From: Radsoft To: Deadcat Dearest Deadcat, People like us are really tired of getting whacked by people like you. If you don't want to get right to the point and tell us what your question is but insist on adding insult to injury by following your first clueless letter now with an openly aggressive one - then so be it. But your mail will never again get through our mail servers - and you will never get an answer to your question. And frankly, we do not care how many millions of you turnips you claim are out there. Intelligent people are now in a majority. It was seen on TV, so it must be true. Sincerely Radsoft

Editor's Note: Everyone knows nothing can defeat 'the govt. and private sector snooping', even the other program. And claiming it's unwanted files and unsolicited email won't get you off the hook either. Pack a bag and go see Auntie Bubba at once.

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