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Macca 2022-06-27 Life goes on bra.
The Holy Grail of Bloat 2021-03-14 Total genius.
So Now We Know 2021-01-24 Tell us about the condom, Ardin.
Worry 2020-08-12 Giving something of oneself, and having something to give.
Happy Xmas From Google 2019-12-25 It takes a lot.
Ben Nimmo 2018-03-27 Fresh air should help.
The Institute and the Internet Expert 2017-05-24 The inmates don't just run the asylum - they've conquered the country.
Twitter: Compounding Stupidity 2014-10-21 Frolicking and partying in the Land of 1,000 Ruby Dunces™.
Uzbekistan, Brzezinski Father & Son, Carl Bildt's Sweden 2013-05-05 Welcome to the Apocalypse.
Leaders Who Are Followers 2013-02-04 Spammers might be the worst but...
Assange and the Wolves 2012-06-24 Fair trial?
The Australian Government 2012-06-23 They continue to provide consular assistance.
Zetter 2012-05-17 Another incompetent MSM moron.
Madman Joe Lieberman 2012-04-21 At least he's not running for reelection. Or president.
Thomas Mattsson: The Curse of Journalism 2012-02-27 Mattsson's - and Expressen's - journalism is the worst kind ever.
Hanne Kjöller 2011-11-22 Brown paper bags and cold sweat.
@PGarrettMP 2011-11-14 He doesn't want to be the one.
Candypig & Humpty Dumpty 2011-11-04 All sparkle.
Omni Group & OmniFocus 2011-05-10 An intrusion and an invasion.
Scott Charney 2010-10-10 Open wider.
David Gelernter 2010-10-06 Mirrors on the ceiling, pink champagne on ice.
Swedish Music Publishers Association 2010-10-05 Now's the time to strike.
Paris Hilton Spam 2010-09-19 No longer crimlnal when sent by a political party?
France 2010-06-14 Liberté. Egalité. Fraternité. Hadopi?
T-Mobile 2010-05-10 Catherine's going to have to be careful.
Shantanu Narayen 2010-04-30 Adobe slumdog millionaire in WSJ interview. Recorded without Flash.
Richard Boscovich 2010-02-28 Another MSFT spin dog.
Edgar Bronfman (Junior) 2010-02-11 What a name. What an Edgar.
Getting to the Point 2010-02-09 Behold the man who knows best what you need online.
Cliff Evans, Microsoft 2010-01-18 The poor git's probably out of a job.
The Shredder 2009-11-28 They don't come much better than this.
Call on Cluley! 2009-11-27 He'll say almost anything if you sweeten the deal.
Formula Solved 2009-11-14 What's left?
Simon Says 2009-11-12 Putting one foot in the mouth is an achievement. Putting both in is world class.
'it didnt involved you' 2009-10-29 Tsk tsk. Such behaviour, such literacy, such intelligence and sophistication.
National Cybersecurity Bullshit Month 2009-10-03 Some of these people make intelligent surfers so angry they want to drink blood.
The Legend of Hattie, Stevie, and Smitty 2009-08-23 How good monkeys settle their differences.
Larry Magid 2009-08-20 Two in one day. Wow. Gotta be a Microsoft rollout.
Heartland Payment Systems 2009-08-20 The highest standards, the most trusted transactions.
Mary Branscombe 2009-08-06 Putting Rob Enderle out of business.
RIAA Picture Book 2009-06-19 Get to know your oppressors better. Memories are made of this.
Cara Duckworth, Hilary Rosen, Elizabeth Birch 2009-06-19 A look at three women who've shaped the digital world around us.
Life Inside the Honeycomb 2009-06-11 There's been a bit of an accident. Get to work and clean it up.
Ira Winkler 2009-05-27 There may be nothing worse than fudders after all.
Carolyn Samit 2009-05-27 Is there anything worse than fudders? Yes there is.
Mark Ward & the BBC 2009-05-22 Trusted? Respected?
The 'New' Internet 2009-05-16 It's supposed to be illegal to be this stupid.
Lady Hadopi 2009-05-12 Behind every diminutive man is a psychopathic woman.
TechRepublic 2009-05-07 HoM is getting SRO.
Bennett Haselton 2009-05-07 A serious proposal from Bill Gates' neighbour to have the US federal government fund a fix for Windows.
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Slut 2009-05-03 What was hot yesterday is fizzled tomorrow.
IDG.se 2009-04-10 Things look so innocent in the duck pond, don't they?
Bad News for Microsoft 2009-04-08 Another setback. Award ceremonies canceled. Gloup gloup.
Owen Thomas 2009-03-29 Appalling and annoying.
Jason Whitener 2009-03-22 Waxahachie?
Wikipedia Disclaimers 2009-03-21 Biggest demographic concentration of its kind in the world.
Spencer Kelly (BBC Click) 2009-03-14 Auntie Beeb raising a bar no one thought could be raised.
Wired 2009-03-03 They came unwired.
North of the State of Jefferson 2009-02-21 There be some nasty critters in them thar swamps.
42,011,633 2009-02-15 It's official: there are at least 42,011,633 Windows idiots on the Internet. Be Bill's Valentine.
IDG.se 2009-02-14 This is all there is. There is nothing else. We trust you still have our account number.
Confucker 2009-02-10 You should have done the right thing ten years ago. You morons.
Mac Antivirus Vendors 2009-01-28 The snake oil's thrown in free of charge.
Mary Volz-Peacock® 2009-01-28 Meet the master bullshitter of the week.
Greg Jeschke 2009-01-15 He's coming out on top! His hair is perfect!
Scott Jones 2009-01-12 He's downright desperate.
Rafe Needleman 2009-01-07 Techie writers come in but one shape, one size, and one level of incompetence?
Safari 3.1 (5525.20.1) 2008-12-04 Safari's a good browser. Industry standard.
A file or folder with the same name 2008-10-23 From stupid gaffe to pseudo-standard.
New iPhone App 2008-10-02 There's only one thing missing.
Go On Then Jump! 2008-10-01 How far can you bounce?
iTunes 8 2008-09-10 It all started innocently enough.
Google's Little Shop of Horrors 2008-09-05 'Feed me! Feeeeed me!'
Sucking on Media Players 2008-08-31 'Now you feel our pain.' 'I think I should talk with Jobs.'
;DECLARE @S CHAR(4000); 2008-08-22 There comes a time when people just get sick of the shit and pestilence that's Windows.
Hello not the man familiar to me 2008-08-10 'And here now you can see my letter.'
Perspicacity of Worms 2008-07-23 'If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging.'
Petulant Douches 2008-06-26 Otherwise the world of the fanboy is unusually silent.
Less Than Daring Flip-Flop 2008-06-23 It ain't easy making money off a blog with no content.
That Wobbly House That Steve Jobs Built 2008-06-02 In the hysteria to redo everything they've taken on too much.
Truly Sad 2008-04-24 The Hall of Monkeys be getting crowded.
Disable a Warning 2008-03-24 Great things seen in small words.
Re: Xfile refused to let me buy their software 2008-03-18 Sometimes you don't have to be a fanboy. Sometimes it's enough to be an insufferable asshole.
Linux is Utter Crap 2008-02-24 The Mac file system HFS is utter crap, says Linux. How wrong can he be? It's possible to look closer at the issue without needing a PhD in Torvalds to understand.
Barrie Barrington 2008-02-12 When fan turns to rent. Sponsored by Palmolive.
Linus on Limb, Fanboys Foaming 2008-02-07 Now we're talkin'!
Linus on Limb, Bohon Falls 2008-02-07 They keep sticking their faces on it.
Linus on Limb, Fanboys Fall 2008-02-06 If Hitler's brown shirts were as stupid as Apple's beige shirts we'd never have had the second world war.
'Please choose a different name' 2007-06-04 A job's worth.
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