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Software Review: SuperRam 6
Don't even think about it.
PO Box 721253
Norman, OK 73070
$11 (eleven US dollars)
Disk space wasted for junk
Loss of face when friends realise you're stupid
SuperRam 6 increases computer performance by freeing wasted memory back to your computer. By optimizing memory utilization your computer will operate at stable speeds and never run out of memory. Very easy to use, fully compliant with all current versions of Microsoft ® Windows and automatically frees memory in real-time. With SuperRam your computer will run faster than ever before. Boost the performance of your PC the easy way.
Uh yeah right. And at least 130,000 eejits got suckered in according to VersionTracker's download statistics. When the cat's away, the mice will play. The price has gone down from $12.99 but it's still not worth it.
In fact, it's not even worth it if PGWARE LLC pay you the money.
Memory optimising rainmakers for Windows were debunked a long time ago. They don't work - they never have and they never will. They're rainmakers. That's all.
Or think about it for a minute. For it would require your buying into the following.
- David Cutler and his 'tribe' and especially NT kernel author Lou Perazzoli with years at DEC and NASA and with so much pedigree in the industry and who have made some of the most stable and bulletproof operating systems in the history of IT have somehow missed an important point with memory management.
- Either that or Microsoft somehow almost miraculously ruined Dave and Lou's code and reintroduced system flaws that no one but PGWARE know anything about.
It doesn't happen. On the one side: David Cutler, Lou P, and all the rest of that legendary team; on the other: PGWARE LLC.
Memory optimisation doesn't work on Windows. Period. See the links below. All these rainmakers do is gobble up memory until your system can't give away any more and your computer becomes unusable - then they free the memory.
Pure genius, innit?
The memory optimiser rainmakers were gone years ago. But given enough time, given that things again become quiet on that front, someone is bound to come along to sucker people in all over again - right?
There are only two possible explanations for this return.
- PGWARE know they're cheating and making money off you for a worthless product.
- They're really stupid.
Read the documentation. See the links below. There is no way repeat no way memory optimisers work on Windows. Don't waste your time and above all don't waste your money.
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